hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

(Source: ariannestark)

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

"I’m such a nice guy. She wants a gentleman. I am a gentleman. Don’t you see me make posts in regards to how nice I am? I am such a nice guy. You should have sex with me, because I’m nice. I like Drake a lot, and I write things on post-it notes with my shirt off. I’m so nice. I’m a gentleman, that’s what you want right? I’m totally not just faking to be this way for sex. I’m so nice. Haha swag."

Simp/Dude who isn’t genuinely nice. (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

A five year old Robert Downey Jr in his film debut (x)

(Source: eriksens)

What inspires me? Ummm. Honestly, I think people who live their life as kind of a good example to others. I don’t really like preachy or dogmatic people, or people who try to tell other people how to behave or how to live. But I do get inspired by people who really live the example that they’re trying to send. [x]

(Source: misha-collins)

lacigreen:

this happened to me once.  so embarrassing, the shopkeeper had to come help me get it over my boobs again.

(Source: thefuuuucomics)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

eddplant:

lexcanroar:

piecesofrhyses:

vipvictor:

Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap

I don’t think this clip will ever fail to make me smile

why did this make me do a happy cry

I love you Will

best thing ever, gotta love Will Smith!

lacigreen:

I’ll take 2, please.

What ass is both 4 oz. AND succulent?

(Source: jmonster666)

(Source: awesomephilia)